how i feel when two porn bots follow me in the span of a minute
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how i feel when two porn bots follow me in the span of a minute
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if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now’s about the time to take it out of the freezer
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it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
a lot of people seem confused by this post so i’ll clarify: this does not have to mean you’re romantically involved w your friends. you can love them very intensely but platonically. you can let the lines blur if you want. what matters is that you adore the ppl you choose to surround yourself with. the details of that aren’t so important as long as you and your friends are on the same page about it. hope this helps
Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that’s there, which seems fake and wrong and it’s frankly infuriating that it works >:|
Anonymous asked:
i think you should killyourself right now
anatomiau-deactivated20240816:
can u hold my hand ive never done it before and im nervous
Just so we’re all on the same page with the writer’s strike.
If during the strike, it’s announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don’t let them try.
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might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho
you guys won’t fucking believe this
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people who are like “oh but you can just buy x thing online” are missing the point. its about the joy and journey
“just find it on amazon” what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too
This made me think of the thing Kurt Vonnegut said about buying envelops
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